WTF Stupid much, stupid chiropractor pusher? Arrrggghhh (on your behalf) I don't trust chiropractors.
Here's some things you could say to idiot people.
'The cane is part of my gris gris and it's inhabited by the spirit of my favorite voodoo priestess. You do not want to open that can of whoop-ass.'
'My cane has my sword in it. And I'm not picky about when, where and on whom I use it.'
'I use it to cast out demons.' *make casting out motions on idiot person. 'Oh. I'm so sorry. You're too far gone.' *be sure to use really fake condescending voice*
Or you could go straight for the 'Bugger off, you ignorant cretin.'
*Hope I made you smile. And maybe gave you something useful.*
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branchandroot
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Date: 2012-05-23 08:17 am (UTC)Here's some things you could say to idiot people.
'The cane is part of my gris gris and it's inhabited by the spirit of my favorite voodoo priestess. You do not want to open that can of whoop-ass.'
'My cane has my sword in it. And I'm not picky about when, where and on whom I use it.'
'I use it to cast out demons.' *make casting out motions on idiot person. 'Oh. I'm so sorry. You're too far gone.' *be sure to use really fake condescending voice*
Or you could go straight for the 'Bugger off, you ignorant cretin.'
*Hope I made you smile. And maybe gave you something useful.*