No, that's not right, Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.
How about an alternate Crack!ending that includes this? Pretty please?
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No, that's not right, Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.
How about an alternate Crack!ending that includes this? Pretty please?