I took a muscle relaxant, so now it's pain that can't decide if it wants to party and giggle, or just melt and become one with the couch.

Ooooh, sounds like Flexeril to me. My personal fav. :)


he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

Good drugs, huh? lol
I'm sorry you're in pain, I hope you feel better soon.