Ow

[danceswithgary]

Ow.

Let me say that again.

Ow.

I am in pain. Make that I *was* in excruciating pain and I took a muscle relaxant, so now it's pain that can't decide if it wants to party and giggle, or just melt and become one with the couch.

Writing anything resembling a coherent section of one of my fics is proving impossible since the blue moon hanging over the circus tent wants roses and chocolates, or else it's going to shoot Lex's 1959 classic Ferrari.

No, that's not right, Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

Hmmm. I think I'll go hit the Random button on SSA. Makes about as much sense as anything else to the swiss-cheesed organ formally known as my brain. Whee!

ETA: No, I've decided to demonstrate how to 'stumble off to bed'. At 8:15PM. God, I'm getting old. Are milk and cookies before my afternoon nap the next step on my downward slide? Oy.

Comments

[roguebitch.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha!

I think I got a contact high from your post. *grins*

[danceswithgary]

It was definitely a very short and very silly period before I passed out for the night. *grin*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

No, that's not right, Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

I'm totally waiting for this. Oh Crack!

[danceswithgary]

I think it at least deserves to be a dream sequence, don't you? *giggle*

[vespa331.livejournal.com]

Oooook, only one fic at a time for you from now on...

[danceswithgary]

Booooring.

Those were just the ideas on the top layer. I gots lots more where they came from. :-P

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Owies. So not laughing. Really, not laughing.

*snorflesnorfle*

*guilt*

*hughughug*

[danceswithgary]

It's okay, go ahead and laugh at the pitiful woman slithering up the stair and dribbling into bed. It was kinda funny...I giggled myself to unconsciousness. *grin*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

Is that a promised fic? :D Please! *grins* I'll help keep you supplied in muscle relaxants if you write that. :D

[danceswithgary]

And you'll explain to the rehab clinic just exactly how I became addicted to Flexeril? I'm already obsessed with CLex, Clex crack!fic is even worse. *shakes head at evol woman*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

*doesn't even pretend she's not laughing*


No, that's not right, Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

How about an alternate Crack!ending that includes this? Pretty please?

[danceswithgary]

Just what I need, a cheering section for the loopy parts of my brain. :-P

I may have to put together a dream for Clark that Lex shares in a separate little PWP. Hmmm. *scribbles down bunny*

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehehe!

[astrea9562.livejournal.com]

Aw, damn, I'm so sorry about the owwwies.

Brain zapped fic ideas do sound funny. *g* Sorry, they do! But, you resting and haveing the pain pass will be better.

*reallycarefulhugs* <--- And aren't you glad they're cyber hugs under the circumstances?

Sleep, hon.

[danceswithgary]

I'm amazed I was actually able to type those out last night. *giggles*

Virtual hugs are great. *hugs back*

[sussixer.livejournal.com]

I say you throw caution to the wind, write one of these crazy ideas down and then read it in the morning. You never know what brilliance your sedated sub-conscious may inspire. ;)

Hope you feel better tomarrow!!

[danceswithgary]

Twisted, yes. Brilliant, not so much. I think I'll stick to what I've got started now that I'm feeling a little better. *grin*

[ender24]

darn, i want those assbabies from lex!!!
if i only look as good as Kal *gg*

and double darn for your pain *hughug*
hopefuly the painkillers will help.

[danceswithgary]

I don't think I'm ready to tackle mpreg yet. *wince* Amazing what a few drugs and some sleep will do. I think I can make it through today. :-D

[epeters.livejournal.com]

I took a muscle relaxant, so now it's pain that can't decide if it wants to party and giggle, or just melt and become one with the couch.

Ooooh, sounds like Flexeril to me. My personal fav. :)


he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

Good drugs, huh? lol
I'm sorry you're in pain, I hope you feel better soon.

[danceswithgary]

Yeah, Flexeril. I take it when things won't settle down with my arthritis/fibromyalgia. I don't take it often because I hate feeling like I'm running at half-speed the next day.

It definitely makes for some interesting bunnies, though. *gein*

[epeters.livejournal.com]

I know from experience Flexeril=lovely puddle of oooze.

My mission today is to try to use "assbabies" in a sentence.