Ow

[danceswithgary]

Ow.

Let me say that again.

Ow.

I am in pain. Make that I *was* in excruciating pain and I took a muscle relaxant, so now it's pain that can't decide if it wants to party and giggle, or just melt and become one with the couch.

Writing anything resembling a coherent section of one of my fics is proving impossible since the blue moon hanging over the circus tent wants roses and chocolates, or else it's going to shoot Lex's 1959 classic Ferrari.

No, that's not right, Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

Hmmm. I think I'll go hit the Random button on SSA. Makes about as much sense as anything else to the swiss-cheesed organ formally known as my brain. Whee!

ETA: No, I've decided to demonstrate how to 'stumble off to bed'. At 8:15PM. God, I'm getting old. Are milk and cookies before my afternoon nap the next step on my downward slide? Oy.

Comments

[roguebitch.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha!

I think I got a contact high from your post. *grins*

[supercaptain182.livejournal.com]

No, that's not right, Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

I'm totally waiting for this. Oh Crack!

[vespa331.livejournal.com]

Oooook, only one fic at a time for you from now on...

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Owies. So not laughing. Really, not laughing.

*snorflesnorfle*

*guilt*

*hughughug*

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

Is that a promised fic? :D Please! *grins* I'll help keep you supplied in muscle relaxants if you write that. :D

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

*doesn't even pretend she's not laughing*


No, that's not right, Ollie Queen wants to seduce Clark on a talent search for the hottest new porn star, and Lex is so pissed off about it that he's going to wrap red and green kryptonite around Kal-El's wrist and make him confess that he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

How about an alternate Crack!ending that includes this? Pretty please?

[astrea9562.livejournal.com]

Aw, damn, I'm so sorry about the owwwies.

Brain zapped fic ideas do sound funny. *g* Sorry, they do! But, you resting and haveing the pain pass will be better.

*reallycarefulhugs* <--- And aren't you glad they're cyber hugs under the circumstances?

Sleep, hon.

[sussixer.livejournal.com]

I say you throw caution to the wind, write one of these crazy ideas down and then read it in the morning. You never know what brilliance your sedated sub-conscious may inspire. ;)

Hope you feel better tomarrow!!

[ender24]

darn, i want those assbabies from lex!!!
if i only look as good as Kal *gg*

and double darn for your pain *hughug*
hopefuly the painkillers will help.

[epeters.livejournal.com]

I took a muscle relaxant, so now it's pain that can't decide if it wants to party and giggle, or just melt and become one with the couch.

Ooooh, sounds like Flexeril to me. My personal fav. :)


he's an alien sent to Earth to have assbabies with Lex while hanging on the trapeze.

Good drugs, huh? lol
I'm sorry you're in pain, I hope you feel better soon.