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Fic: Not Of This Earth

Title: Not Of This Earth
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG-13 to R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 12580
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: An actor has to have standards. Lex is putting his foot down and absolutely refusing to wear the g-string. That's final!

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22308
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kyanoswolf: (overlord)

[personal profile] kyanoswolf 2007-12-12 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! You're working on it! Thank you. I love this idea. It's pure crack.
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I needed something 'lighter' to work on and this one's been jabbing me for a while. Hopefully, I'll finish it this time. :-D
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[identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
*cackles with glee* Wonderful!
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not a single solitary serious line in this. Time for some fun. :-D

Thanks!

[identity profile] cinderella81.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
*gigglesnort* Totally hysterical, cracky, and I love it!
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, crack is the name of the game for this one. :-D Thanks!

[identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
heheheh Lex is such a Drama Queen!

Can't wait to read more of this. ;D
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
We'll see how fast the crack can propagate. :-D Thanks!

[identity profile] touchstoneaf.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
>>"Take this one away. I'm weary of her constant demands for attention. Find me someone new, someone not so...weak.">>

*SNORT!*
do i sense a subtle Lana-dig hereabouts?

LOL, i LOVE Lex as drama queen!!!

this is like Lex and Clark if they were Mike and Tom. is this the whole thing or just one chapter? *already giggling to death either way*
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just the first part - not sure how long it'll be, depends on how inspired I feel. :-D

Glad it made you giggle. Thanks!

[identity profile] sussixer.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Before I read anything I had to stop my laughter from looking at the cover. That poster is hysterical.

Great opening, can't wait for more.
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The whole story started based on a set of comments with kyanoswolf (she asked for a B-Movie CLex) and she came up with the poster. It took off from there and I'm glad I could finally get back to it. Glad you like it. :-D

Thanks!

[identity profile] jakrar.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
This is fun! Prop guns that keep falling apart on camera. Lex furiously indignant over getting second billing (he was in Hamlet!), while an apologetic Clark tries to mollify him with pizza. And clearly the executive producer has a thing for the long-haired brunette -- gee, I wonder who that reminds me of...? *snorfles* I look forward to seeing more!
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We'll see how long the snark can hold out - 'tis the season to be silly. :-D

Thanks!

[identity profile] hils.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is brilliant! I am loving Lex and his drama queen ways. Clark is a saint for just patiently listening to him rant

More? Please?
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
More just as soon as I can - I'm was having fun letting my inner brat out to play. :-D

Thanks!

[identity profile] carolandtom.livejournal.com 2007-12-12 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear! Lex reminds me of some actors I've met on set. Poor Clark may be the villain in the movie but he's a saint for putting up with so much from his co-worker.

This looks like it's going to be fun. It's nice to have a break from the angst!

More when you can, please.
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-12 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely the season to be silly! I'll get some more posted as soon as I can. :-D

Thanks!

[identity profile] rawiyaparand.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so behind on my story feedbacking, but I had to stop to tell you to keep going!!

This is so much fun! Lex is such a drama queen ♥ And Clark is so good for putting up with him.

I can't wait to read the next part!

(And I'll get to commenting on your undermistletoe fic soon)
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-13 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
It is fun writing a little crack every now and then. :-D Thanks!

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Of the people currently present in this trailer, who's performed in Hamlet? I'm a serious actor, dammit!"

"The gravedigger isn't exactly a....

OMG, I love this so much! 'Course, I'll have to go back now and change KryptonBoy's costume, lol!!
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I didn't put Kal-El the Merciless in cast-iron undies (although I was thinking Lex would look good in them). I just checked and we both just have red cloaks and that's logical because Superman....

Do you want me to change it? I can go head-to-toe black leather. :-D

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to change it? I can go head-to-toe black leather. :-D

Don't be silly!!!! *whackity-whack*

Oh gosh, I have to say, the image of Kal in a leather cape....wow, that's kind of hot!!! :)
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Leather is hot - think of warm, steamy, overheated Kal-El under buttery-soft black leather.

I think I'd have to change the rating. *grin*

[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
*eyeballls you* you just like reducing me to gooey little puddles of steam, don't you?

[identity profile] myownghost.livejournal.com 2007-12-13 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
ooh, they play cops and robbers on a tv show? what fun!
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-13 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It was tempting to make it something like X-files, but that would make Clark uncomfortable. :-D

Thanks!
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[personal profile] ender24 2007-12-13 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
that was pure geniusl, such fun crack!!!!!
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[personal profile] danceswithgary 2007-12-13 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm really having fun playing with this. :-D Thanks!
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