Fic: Straighten Up And Fly Right

[danceswithgary]

Title: Straighten Up and Fly Right
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 520
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: "Why can't you fly in a straight line?"

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23567

Comments

[matryoshkarose.livejournal.com]

Hee! I have no doubt Lex would be a total back seat flyer. Very cute.

Also, there has never been a more appropriate time to use this icon. :)

[danceswithgary]

It is the most perfectest icon ever! :-D

Thanks!

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hee! How cute!!

[danceswithgary]

This is what happens when I discuss improbable science. :-D

Thanks!

[myownghost.livejournal.com]

i'd clap for superman! *pats hands together*

[danceswithgary]

Look! It worked! He's flying! *grin*

Thanks!

[jakekero.livejournal.com]

Loved the Lex/Clark interaction. Very cute! I totally can see Clark pretending not to fly to freak Lex out as a joke and Clark responding to the executive washroom "cry for help". Very enjoyable read!

[danceswithgary]

I love playing like this. *grin* Thanks!

[attaccabottoni.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA, they have no idea how they could be so very gay for each other~! If Lex only knew that they came from a comic book, he wouldn't be using logic on anything that Superman does. :D

[danceswithgary]

Logic just flew out the window...and it doing a better job than Superman! *giggle*

Thanks!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

hahahahhaaa!! I thought of matryoshkarose when I saw that title! What a great little ficlet--it's nice to start the day with a smile! :)

[danceswithgary]

After all the angst I've been pouring out, it felt good to stretch those humor muscles. :-D

Thanks!

[yavannauk.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly*

[danceswithgary]

*joins you giggling*

Thanks!

[goth-clark.livejournal.com]

This was so cute.

[danceswithgary]

Definitely needed a dose of silly this morning, glad you liked it! Thanks!

[kyanoswolf]

This is so Lex and Clark. Clark can't win for losing, can he?

Tinkerbell!Clark!!!! Can you imagine him in that skimpy little outfit with a wand? (Well I suppose he does have one. *smirks*)

[danceswithgary]

Skimpy outfit, wand, in love with the boy who refused to grow up. Yep, that's Clark!

Thanks!

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*Giggle fit*

This was so cute, so funny! Loved it to bits and it was so perfect, so in character for both of them. XD

[danceswithgary]

Giggles are great! *indulges in a few*

Thanks!

[rednihilist.livejournal.com]

Simply awesome. And while I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing, my favorite was Lex ranting about being soaking wet and Clark having left bruises the last time Superman "patted him down." Hee-hee! Thank you for posting this!

[danceswithgary]

Lex on a rant can be too funny. *grin*

Thanks!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Hehehehehehehe OMG... I love this sooooo much!

"When did Superman turn into Tinkerbell!"

"I'm not hearing any clapping, and that ground is coming up fast. It's a good thing I bounce, although I have to admit that all this falling out of the sky is doing nothing to cure my fear of heights."

*snickers* SOOOOO much love!

[danceswithgary]

I've had that bunny tucked away forever - it was time to let it hop free. Glad you liked it! *hug*

Thanks!

[ellyfanfiction.livejournal.com]

Awww! Very cute! Thanks for writing it!

[danceswithgary]

Just a little silly to start out the day. *grin*

Thanks!

[carolandtom.livejournal.com]

This was funny! lol I love Superman's attitude here.

[danceswithgary]

He'd certainly had it with ranty Lex right then, hunh? I had fun with it. *grin*

Thanks!

[hoperoy.livejournal.com]

"Hey, that was only once...because I thought that I heard you calling for me."

"I...never mind. Just...look out for that...! Why can't you fly in a straight line?"

Heh, I wonder what Lex was doing... :P

[danceswithgary]

What was Lex doing? Gee, I can't imagine. Wait, yes I can. *evol grin*

Thanks!

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

This was just what I needed before my next class! So funny and sweet, and fits right in my pocket! Hee! Lex is so anal (not that kind of anal, silly!) Of course he'd try to control the situation, even though he's the one being carried. Loved it!

[danceswithgary]

Control freak extraordinaire, that's our Lex. :-D

Thanks!

[cinderella81.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* That is just perfect!!!!

[danceswithgary]

I love making people giggle! *twirls...and then giggles*

Thanks!

[bev-crusher1971.livejournal.com]

*laughs out loud* Oh my ... that was hilarious. I loved the part with the lead boxers ... *snickers*.

*hugs dancesiwthgary*. Thanks, honey. This put a big smile on my face.

[danceswithgary]

I had so much fun just letting the silly!fic loose. Glad it made you smile! :-D

Thanks!

[roguebitch.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Oh my god, this was adorable AND hilarious. How do you do it?

Anoxia. *snorts* *giggles*

[danceswithgary]

Sometimes the sillies just break loose. *giggle*

Thanks!

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

I love your sense of humor! And Lex in the executive washroom, calling out for Clark.... *imagination runs wild* Too bad there's no security footage of Lex's face when Clark burst in. *snorfles*

[danceswithgary]

I definitely needed a break for some silly after the angst that's been pouring out lately. 8-}

Thanks!

[herohunter.livejournal.com]

Heeee!! I'm happy now!!

:D

[danceswithgary]

Yay! *waves happiness flag*

Thanks!

[northernwalker]

"The buzzard told the monkey 'You are choking me!'"

I'm going to have that song in my head ALL DAY LONG!

Clark is outdoing Lex in evil today!

[danceswithgary]

Oh, that is so cool! I went and looked up the song and it fits! Too funny.

Thanks!

[nerowill.livejournal.com]

I love it! my favorite part:
"And...the executive washroom!"

"Hey, that was only once...because I thought that I heard you calling for me."

"I...never mind. Just...look out for that...!"

*snort* :)

[danceswithgary]

So glad you liked it, I had fun giggling my way through it. *grin*

Thanks!

[gawy-lavall.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! I don't know which line I prefer!!
:P OK, the Tinkerbell crack was the one that had me snorting tea outta my nose... Wonderful fic!

[danceswithgary]

Tea snorting FTW! *giggle*

Thanks!

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

*falls out of my chair laughing* This is so cute! Clark can be so ebil when he wants to be.

[danceswithgary]

He couldn't resist teasing his man. :-D Thanks!