Fic / Cover Art: Hot Crossed Buns

Title: Hot Crossed Buns
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Kal-El/Lex, Clark/Lex
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 2980
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: "Do you suddenly have an overwhelming need to say 'Malkovich'?" (Crossover with multiple CLex AU's, third story in the Bedtime 'Verse')

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14661

Fic: The Rainbow Connection

I have 2 SGA entries for the Kink/Cliche Challenge. This would be the silly/crack!fic. *grin*

Title: The Rainbow Connection
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 1165
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: "Again, he says, like it happens all the time. Oh, of course I should have expected you'd make fun of the blind man who's afflicted with allergies to just about everything with flowers and is currently being dragged through an alien Christmas tree farm by a six-foot tall stalk of broccoli."

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25112