And Gary strikes again
Jan. 29th, 2019 05:19 pmI have been banned from any kitchen activities that require two hands so Gary has taken over. Even pouring from a heavy container has been forbidden after the almond milk carton slipped and I tried to catch it with the arm that's in a sling.
me: That leftover chicken's getting old. Can you make chicken salad? (knowing how he gets given free rein) Just mayo and canned peas.
him: Relish?
me: OK
...Later...
me, eyes watering: What is in this?
him: What you said plus horse radish and wasabi powder.
Oh yeah. It gets better. The next day...
me: You finished off the chicken, right?
him: No, there was still some left.
me: (Amazed at the rotisserie chicken that would not die) OK, then put that on a pizza tonight with just some extra cheese, nothing else.
him: OK
...Later...
I wandered into the kitchen just as he was unwrapping the frozen pizza.
me: You said we had chicken left.
him: It's right there.
me: YOU CAN'T PUT THAT CHICKEN SALAD ON THE PIZZA!
him: What? That's what you said to do.
I might live thru this...and I might not.
I definitely need to heal faster so that he can go back to skiing and I can have my kitchen back.
me: That leftover chicken's getting old. Can you make chicken salad? (knowing how he gets given free rein) Just mayo and canned peas.
him: Relish?
me: OK
...Later...
me, eyes watering: What is in this?
him: What you said plus horse radish and wasabi powder.
Oh yeah. It gets better. The next day...
me: You finished off the chicken, right?
him: No, there was still some left.
me: (Amazed at the rotisserie chicken that would not die) OK, then put that on a pizza tonight with just some extra cheese, nothing else.
him: OK
...Later...
I wandered into the kitchen just as he was unwrapping the frozen pizza.
me: You said we had chicken left.
him: It's right there.
me: YOU CAN'T PUT THAT CHICKEN SALAD ON THE PIZZA!
him: What? That's what you said to do.
I might live thru this...and I might not.
I definitely need to heal faster so that he can go back to skiing and I can have my kitchen back.