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Stupidest invention in the world: Self-cleaning ovens
Stupidest person in the world: Husband who uses self-cleaning oven over protests that the house will fill with smoke that will cause coughing and wheezing

I'm currently sequestered in my bedroom where I retreated, towel stuffed into the crack at the bottom of the door. I've been here for four hours, first three of which were spent drugged unconscious in an attempt to calm down the coughing and headache. I emerged long enough to take a shower and confirm that the air was still toxic to me. Turning on the air-conditioning was an ill-advised experiment that resulted in cycling the still obnoxious smells into my bedroom. I'm back to all windows open and fans.

This is not the first time we've had an argument about his desire to kill me via smoke and fumes. It's the first time I've lost on the oven issue, although I've previously lost on paint and cleaning products.

It hurts to breathe and my head is killing me and I can't simply go outside because of the sun and the mosquitoes lurking in the shade (insect repellent and sun screen are guaranteed to cause further problems). Going shopping in a nice air-conditioned store or mall exposes me to people who wear perfumes and exude infectious particles. Even when the air finally clears, my couch will still smell, likely for days. My husband reeks of the fumes and I sent him out of the room when he came in to insist that he had to put me through this torture because whatever was spilled in the oven would smoke every time he used it. Yes, it would, but not to the same extent.

I dashed out long enough to grab some drink, food and my laptop (quite amusing - my hobbling about at something less than high-speed). I have about an hour or so on the battery. Will engage in next commando raid then for power cord, but nothing will make up for having to sit in a highly uncomfortable Ikea contraption masquerading as a chair.

I hate this.

Date: 2009-09-07 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexalicious70.livejournal.com
*Hugs you tight*

Chronic pain and sensitivity to the enviornment SUCKS. And what's worse, it seems like no one understands that it's not that you don't want to do normal things, it's that you simply can't.

Hang in there.

Date: 2009-09-07 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pepperjackcandy.livejournal.com
:hugs:

Maybe you can plan ahead for the next time he does this?

Perhaps plan on staying in a nice hotel with room service and a spa (he's welcome to join you after a shower and change of clothes) for the weekend while the house airs out? 8-)

ETA: And free wi-fi, of course.
Edited Date: 2009-09-07 06:08 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-07 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlvsclrk.livejournal.com
I never realized self-cleaning ovens were such a menace. I'm of the school that lines the oven rack with aluminum foil which I throw out when it gets too dirty.

And Ikea chairs just don't do it on the comfy scale, do they? I hope you're feeling better!

Date: 2009-09-07 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelwings9.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD!! did you hubby leave his brain in the oven? heheehe

poor you, sounds like a seriously shite day!

*huggles* :)

xxxx

Date: 2009-09-07 07:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-07 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosy5000.livejournal.com
I think that's the natural progression of males as they get older. We have to constantly fight with my dad about stupid things he wants to do to. :P

*hugs*

Date: 2009-09-07 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herohunter.livejournal.com
Ugh, that sucks lemons.

Husbands. You gotta love them, or they'd be a race on the brink of extinction.

Date: 2009-09-08 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gildinwen.livejournal.com
maybe he'll reconsider it after you whine at him constanly about the incovenience to yourself? (or did you?- the time difference gets to me constanly )

Date: 2009-09-13 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timespirt.livejournal.com
I live in the chronic pain department and suffer from migraines, so I know how it is. Maybe you can break the stove and have to buy a new one so you can pick one without the self clean mode? Don't let him know though. I can't use stuff like that in my house, I have parrots and the fumes would kill them. I don't even use the pans that are coated with the teflon anymore. I love my birds more than the ease of cleaning up stuff after cooking. stainless is my best friend!

Date: 2009-09-14 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timespirt.livejournal.com
It's strange, most guys wouldn't even know about the self cleaning thing about the stove, let alone use it. I'm sure he is a great guy, but he should make it up to you anyway. LOL
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