Fic: Zero Effects

Title: Zero Effects
Author: danceswithgary
Email: danceswithgary@yahoo.com
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Through S3 Asylum
Word Count: 12,400
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: For Lex, each day is a new beginning. He has no choice. CLFF22 Gold Medal - Fiction. Many thanks to jakrar for a post-challenge beta, any remaining mistakes are mine.

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24137

It's not my fault! Honest!

I've taken to not listening to music, not watching TV or movies, limiting books and still the bunnies are making like, well, bunnies, and multiplying. The latest was my daughter vespa331's fault because she's a Justice League fan and told me about an episode that I had to watch for the sheer slashiness of it, not to mention some amusing dialogue.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0618145/quotes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0618146/quotes

I was watching, waiting for the promised Lex appearance (don't blink, you'll miss it) and instead got Vandal Savage and Supes. But that's OK, as I typed in my notes I just substituted Lex for Vandal, and then I was in my happy place.

Superman falling in love with his arch-nemesis 30,000 years in the future, the last two people left on Earth under a red sun. *sigh*

No! I'm not writing that one! Not yet anyway.

*walks away counting the number of current WIPs and partially plotted bunnies and whacking self upside the head*

*grin*