I love my Gary. Really. I do!

[danceswithgary]

But...

Scene: Basement in front of washer and dryer.

Gee, there are a lot fewer clothes down here than I expected.

Seemed like more when I brought them...oh no, he didn't!

He did.

On Medium heat.

My new clothes for summer.

I wore them once.

I need to be two different sizes. One for before Gary tries to be helpful and does the wash and one for after. Guess which size needs to be smaller.

Thirty-three years together. Wanna guess how many times this has happened?

Some scripts just never stop being amusing, that is when it's many weeks later, after all the cursing is out of the way.

There is a reason why I usually buy clothes that are loose and cheap. I bought clothes that fit perfectly this time. Perfectly. I looked pretty damn good.

It's a good thing he's out riding and won't be back for another 8 hours.

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[lapetite-kiki.livejournal.com]

Oh, no!

On the washer we have a post-it that said to always wash with cold water, so this problem never happened.

[danceswithgary]

I try. In this case, it was the dryer because I finally drilled it into his head to use cold water. Years. *sigh*