Fic: The Next Time (CLFF24 Entry)

[danceswithgary]

Title: The Next Time
Author: danceswithgary (danceswithgary@yahoo.com)
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Word Count: 470
Archive: Fine, just let me know
Summary: "The two of you just wanted to keep me at home, barefoot and pregnant."

On AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23848

Comments

[kyanoswolf]

Oh. My. God. Do you know how hard it is not to cackle with laughter while at work when reading this? I'm turning violent shades of purple!

Somehow I think that Lex and the AI will have little trouble outwitting Clark.

[danceswithgary]

Oooh, purple! Lex's favorite. *grin* Glad you liked this little bit of silliness. Thanks!

[aloneindarknes7.livejournal.com]

That was so funny! I adored all of it so much! Oh Clark, darn that Luthor for wanting you barefoot and pregnant. That last comment though, will keep Lex up for the next ten years!

[danceswithgary]

It will, especially considering that diagram. :-D Thanks!

[carolandtom.livejournal.com]

I admit I like fics with pregnant!Clark. I've enjoyed re-reading this one. It's a funny and cute story. I hope you write pregnant!Clark again, please!

[danceswithgary]

I don't know - this was sort of a one-shot. I like reading mpreg, but writing it is iffy. We'll see. :-D Thanks!

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaaaa!

Every single line is laugh out loud great!

[danceswithgary]

I love making you laugh! :-D Thanks!

[kira29.livejournal.com]

Hee! Cute story.

I have a question though, are they going to be posting all the stories to a main website again??

[danceswithgary]

As soon as the moderator has the voting result tallied and releases the website, she'll publish the new link.

Thanks!

[gawy-lavall.livejournal.com]

*LOL* The idea of Lex and the AI plotting together and the consequence being a pregnant Clark... *ROTFL* Patronising Lex and Snarky Clark make me happy :D Thanks!

[danceswithgary]

Clark is not going to make this easy for Lex - payback is a b*tch. :-P

Thanks!

[ellyfanfiction.livejournal.com]

Cute, very cute. Funny as all heck, too. I love dialogue-only stories, and you did it very well:-).

[danceswithgary]

When it comes to writing humor - I do prefer the all-dialogue. Glad you enjoyed and thanks!

[megamom2.livejournal.com]

I loved this! Petulant Clark and patient Lex shown with great pacing and humor. Great to come home and enjoy after a work day from Hell!

[danceswithgary]

It's nice to hear that I cheered you up with a silliness. Thanks!

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

*Giggles madly* This was wonderful! I so want to see that diagram, all perfectly detailed about there. *Snickers* Wonderful work! XD

Just one question: where is this CLFF? I've seen it mentioned a few times but have no idea where it is.

[danceswithgary]

CLFF is a Yahoo! Group. You can find it at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CLFFgroup/

Although I have no problem reading mpreg, I have to admit accepting the challenge was a little iffy until I decided to go with humor. Glad you liked it! Thanks!

[opusnone.livejournal.com]

absolutely adored this story at CLFF. great, great job!

[danceswithgary]

Thanks so much for letting me know you enjoyed!

[lihope.livejournal.com]

Lex you better watch out for clark. He is waiting. both of them are so adorable and cute! I love preg clark!
Good job!

[danceswithgary]

Clark definitely wants to share the experience. :-P

Thanks!

[chinae.livejournal.com]

This is great. Where are the other clarklex fest stories located? I know usually they put them up on a webpage.

[danceswithgary]

The waves are posted at: http://www.freewebs.com/keikokin/clff%20index.html.

Glad you enjoyed and thanks!

[roguebitch.livejournal.com]

What, no pickles?

Hahahaha, brilliance. I enjoyed!

[danceswithgary]

I'm sure Clark added them later. *grin*

Thanks!

[rosy5000.livejournal.com]

This is one of the most adorable mpregs! *giggles* Had me laughing both times I read it. :D

My favorite line was: "Like I'm going to let you get anywhere near me with that thing. It's loaded, and obviously not with blanks."

hehehe Poor Clark.

[danceswithgary]

Lex and his super-sperm, enough to frighten the most hardy of souls. :-D Glad you enjoyed the silliness. Thanks!

[zephyr-macabee.livejournal.com]

So true, spandex is the great revealer. I sympathize with poor pregnant Clark.

[danceswithgary]

He's definitely got it tough - even with Lex around to pamper him. :-D Thanks!

[angel2177.livejournal.com]

love this fic lol

[danceswithgary]

Happy to hear to enjoyed the fun! Thanks!

[mama-terra.livejournal.com]

*grin* Poor Clark. :D

[danceswithgary]

They ganged up on him! *grin*

Thanks!

[peach1250.livejournal.com]

So cute... :-)

[danceswithgary]

I snickered all the while I was writing. :-D Thanks!

[morganichele.livejournal.com]

I LOVE this so much! SO much! *giggles* I can't stop smiling.

[danceswithgary]

Tickly fluff all the way. *grin* Thanks!

[tasabian.livejournal.com]

Bitchy!preggers!Clark is hilarious! *pets him*

[danceswithgary]

Lex is definitely going to have to tread lightly. :-D Thanks!

[helioshyperion.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, this is the cutest thing I've ever read. It's superb and perfect and the best thing to read first thing on a Saturday.

[danceswithgary]

Something a little light and frothy to start your day. Cool!

Thanks!

[touchstoneaf.livejournal.com]

HEE!!!
oh! trapped in giggles!!!
i'm not sure at what point i tilted over the edge into actual giggle-land (though i know it was very early on)...but i know exactly when i toppled over into 'laughing-silently-and-slightly-in-pain-but-in-a-good-way'. right HERE:

>>"Like I'm going to let you get anywhere near me with that thing.>>

that THING! *snorts off into cackles again*
poor boys. poor Lex, not getting any, poor Clark for feeling how we all feel at some point. Just... *trails off snorting again*

oh, i love your dialogue-only fics. So few can pull it off; but you? you have a gift.

[danceswithgary]

I always fall back on dialogue for my humor. I can't really think any other way to write it, so I'm glad it works. :-D Thanks!

[jakrar.livejournal.com]

This makes me grin every time I reread it. *snorfles*

[danceswithgary]

It's great to know I've made you grin! Thanks!

[matryoshkarose.livejournal.com]

Hee! Very cute. I have a deep and abiding fondness for crabby pregnant Clark.

[danceswithgary]

He is pretty irresistible any way we can get him, isn't he. :-D

Thanks!

[amberporce.livejournal.com]

Clark hold grudges against Lex in this case was unbelievably adorable!

"You may want to learn how to sleep with one eye open. The next time, it's going to be you."
I couldn't help but imagine when it comes to Lex's turn.*g*

[danceswithgary]

Clark is definitely determined to share the experience. :-D Thanks!